lokisbruid:

parentageby SceithAilm

Sleipnir looks to be a couple legs short here.

lokisbruid:

parentageby SceithAilm

Sleipnir looks to be a couple legs short here.

cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

*heard a child crying once* *got a vasectomy*

boobslyn:

Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

If you have this problem, get in touch. I’ll take care of you. They don’t call me a “silver tongued devil” for my eloquence! 

Succubus by Mathias Zamecki